To Canoe Or Not To Canoe, That Is The Question

August 04, 2010: I took Ben paddle boating while we were up north visiting my family this summer. Normally I try to get us out canoeing but it's tough because I don't like to go out on my own. And frankly speaking? Ben's about as useful as a third tit when it comes to paddling.

I'd like to think that when push comes to shove I'm a strong enough person to navigate a canoe on my own. But honestly, I'm not. I figured paddle boating would be easier. After all, aren't a woman's legs her strongest muscle group?

Let me just cut to the chase: I should have stuck to canoeing.